Position: Director of Inter-Office Espionage
Qualifications: Must have a working knowledge of very small cameras, and must be willing to work late hours performing installation (after co-workers go home) in various places (break room, restroom stalls, under desks, etc).
Position: Client Relations
Qualifications: Perform oral sex on various clients (male and female) during client meetings.
Position: Director of Positivity
Qualifications: Walk around the office during business hours, patting co-workers on the back, saying "Great job on the _____ account." (knowledge of actual accounts not required).
